If Sally Bartholomew ever e-mails me again with something I a) have never been interested in, b) not interested in now and c) never will be interested in, I will quite happily poke her in the eye. If you don't go to Wolverhampton Uni, ignore that. And congratulations! You don't get cyber pestered by a woman called Sally.
In other news, Reggie Yates, in his blog, has just put this:
"So before I get pounced on by Beyonce stans, I must say Beyonce is the shit, she is quite amazingly beautiful, and I would happily give her the dick, obviously."
I would happily give him a thrashing* and tell him to grow up, to be honest.
*I am not condoning 'thrashing' black people, before anyone complains. Just Reggie Yates.