"I think so, yeah....Oasis, Pulp, Foo Fighters and Shed Seven are the biggies...other acts...Beck, Super Furries, Queens of the Stone Age, Placebo...looks a pretty good line-up, I reckon!
"Great! Let's go and have a pint"
"Err, guys? Sorry, we still need one more."
"What? We not done?"
"No, erm, we still need one more act - nothing major, just something to fill about 10 minutes?"
"Erm, Christ, right, errm....you phoned Damon?"
"Blur aren't performing festivals at the moment."
"How about Morrissey? Bit of a blast from the past, he can do The Smiths classics..."
"Too expensive, and he'll want to headline. No, we just need a time-filler, someone who can step into the breach for literally 10-15 minutes."
"Guys - I think I have it!"
"Oh yes, oh hell yeah. Had a couple of hits...they're down with the kids...can interact with the crowd...bit of publicity lately...let me just make a few calls, and we should have them. Seriously, you guys can thank me later!"