Monday 13 July 2009

Statticus-Pornicus

On Sunday morning I settled down with some toast and switched onto BBC 2 and the programme "Something for the Weekend". I'm a fan - some of the banter is a bit forced, and some of the features are a bit naff, but in my mind it's a perfect show for a lazy Sunday morning.

At one point there was a brief conversation about Katie Price, considering that the mong-fest between her and Piers Moron had been on TV the night before. The presenter, a certain Mr Tim Lovejoy, criticised it, and wondered whether he should go on prime-time TV and talk about his ex-wife. At which point I smiled and thought "Oh God, here we go".

I wasn't wrong. Looking at my stat-porn last night, I had about 13 different people finding this blog having googled about Tim Lovejoy's private life. "Tim Lovejoy girlfriend", "Tim Lovejoy ex-wife", "Jade Lovejoy", "Tim and Jade Lovejoy" and so on.

If you're reading this blog having googled about Tim Lovejoy, and his private life - first of all, you won't find anything here. The title of my blog was just something I shamefully nicked from one of my friends. Sorry about that. But, seriously, what are you doing? Why are you so interested in a strangers life? And why aren't you looking on wiki? If you have found this blog this way, I'd love you to leave me a comment and explain yourself - I'm genuinely interested.

And if it keeps on happening, I'm re-naming/re-branding myself to "The Rise and Rise of Bob Mills" instead.

Just one final stat-porn note, someone found my blog today having googled "gary pratt ponting fucking cheat". I couldn't agree more!

11 comments:

  1. The argument started over Jason stathams height, due to the fact he stood on a box next to jet li in The One. It then moved on to people who seem tall but probably are not, one of which is Tim lovejoy. Someone said his wife was taller than him. I have yet to find his height and in writing this mail I have lost the urge to do so. Should I ever complete my mission I will be certain to let you know the outcome. Do you know how tall Mike Reed is?

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  2. i jus finished watchin something 4 the wk end, i started watchin it a few months ago & had no clue who tim lovejoy wa., id never seen him b4 & from the way he talks i thought he was an x footballer (tho i kno my dad had never mentioned him) so 2day i randomly decided 2 find out after watchin the show, ive been ill in bed all wk end so googlin random stuff is the best way 2 waste time, id much rather b out & about tho.
    i read about him on wiki, saw he was married and wondered wot his wife looks like as he's alwayz got his daughters on the show.
    you're right tho, i cant find any pics of her or his private life so i guess heres where the search stops. i also read an old Mirror article about him nearly gettin divorced bcos of his obsession with football and partyin tho, lol & he's not bad for 40.

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  3. I was googling to see if that was him on the new italian food advert lol

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  4. Wanted to see what his ex wife looked like blud

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  5. he just seems a bit strange and i wondered what kind of girl would go out with him.

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  6. I was readint he daily mash his name came up and i didnt have a clue who he was

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  7. Wanted to see what his ex-wife was like and see if he had an affair...

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  8. He's on telly right now talking about his separation and access to his kids on channel 4 dispatches. Wondered who his wife was, seeing as she has no right of reply. Wiki only gives her firstname. So I'm still none the wiser on that score...

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  9. he was always talking about his wife & kids on soccer am that i was surprised to see him on channel 4 doc last night discussing his accees arrangements to kids so googled cos couldn;t believe he was no longer with wife....

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  10. I thought he was tall until today, watching Sunday Brunch and he's being dwarfed by one of the guys in Diversity, im still none the wiser...

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  11. Got linked here as I was curious of his height standing next to Greg Davis. Nothing to do with his wife, get your blog properly linked before judging people. Also what a load of crap this blog is? Odd world don't even know why I'm bothering to explain myself.

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