15:24 C'mon Queenie, make Jeff Stelling a Sir.
15:25 Rachel Riley looking fabulous. Not as nice as Susie Dent, the ultimate MILF, but there we go. And you thought I watched this programme for educational reasons?
15:26 It's Kirk Bevans vs Jimmy Gough!
15:27 Dr Phil Hammond! What a genius.
15:29 PEDANTS for 7. I win.
15:30 Dr Phil does a joke, and NO-ONE laughs. Marvellous.
15:31 Is POLLER a word? If so, for 6. I win.
15:32 Rachel is wearing a massive yellow belt buckle. Looks a bit garish contrasted to her white dress.
15:33 Susie is embarrassed she didn't get "Nounal". I didn't even think the word existed.
15:34 Bored of letters now, let's have some numbers, c'mon.
15:35 EMAILERS is not a proper word, for fucks sake.
15:35 75 x 3 = 225. Add on the 6, the 4, and the 5. 240! I WIN!
15:36 Dr Phil Hammond has a dummy, business is about to pick up.
15:37 Dr Phil just made a joke about Susie grabbing a man "down below". I'm not going to lie, I'm now aroused.
15:40 1st break "teaser" is SOAPSUDS. I win. Going to pop downstairs and get some food, the tension is killing me.
15:44 Back to it. It's Bevans 45-32 Gough, in case you care. Which you probably don't.
15:47 I've got to be honest, this isn't the best thing to Live-blog, particularly if no-one else is watching it. I'm sure some pensioners are watching somewhere, sucking on some Werthers Originals.
15:48 Christ, these guys are good. Probably why they're in the final. I love the way they sigh and say "Only 6" when I've struggled to a 5.
15:50 WAPITI? What the shit is that? Geez.
15:51 I love Susie Dent so much. She would be the best person to open up a dictionary and look up rude words with. That first bit is not a deliberate euphemism.
15:53 My god, Bevans is a fucking machine. 74-45, all over. He is amazing.
15:54 Second break "teaser" is TATTOOED. God, I amaze myself.
15:59 My brother has just come home from school, and as a treat my mother has bought some cream cakes. Please excuse the pause in live-blogging that will now take place. SCHOLAR for 7! I win!
16:04 That was brilliant, neither of the two got the numbers round, and then Jeff got it! The man is an all-round genius.
16:05 Conundrum...and no-one got it. GRANIVORE. I'm as bemused as you are.
16:06 Well done to Kirk "The Kirkulator" Bevans!
16:08 It's all over, the next series starts on............Monday. Right.
16:09 Well, that was fun. Back to Royal Ascot, and pondering what sensible thing I can blog about.