Friday, 1 January 2010

Yay! It's 2010!

A Happy New Year to everyone reading this. Inspired by hltoffy's latest blog post, here are my 2010 resolutions:

1) To stop saying the phrase "Oooh hello!" under my breath whenever I see an attractive lady on my travels.

2) To stop getting cross when my brother mucks up when we jointly play Lego Batman. He is only 6 years old, after all. Unless he does it deliberately, in which case I'll beat him.

3) Find a female companion. Best bet - a labrador.

4) Attend more lectures, work harder at university.

5) Read more fiction.

6) Launch, with gusto, my plan to get England cricket captains to sign their autobiographies for me. Without even trying, I have 3 already.

7) Shave more often.

8) Watch every single Ana Ivanovic Grand Slam match.

9) Play more golf.

10) Spend less time on Twitter.

Here's to a wonderful 2010, friends!


  1. Good luck with the resolutions, and a happy new year.

  2. Nice list, have fun finding a woman which I have every confidence you will do so if you attend the University regularly!