However, it did lead to this outstanding passage of conversation on MSN last night:
Ewar: "Perhaps we could get Moussam's widow to come over here and present the winner with the trophy."
Merciless: "Ooh...is she fit?!"
Ewar: "Well, I was thinking of asking Cash to dress up in womens clothing and doing it, so.....yes."
I'll keep you updated on my imminent victory. Coming up tomorrow, on this here blog, the final Premier League Predictions of the season, and "Later with Jools Holland" live-blogging!